If I was the Night Zookeeper…
I would fight the menacing monsters from the unknown land of Nilth,
I would get rid of them all, because they are all just like dirty filth,
I would destroy them once and for all,
I would make their population fall,
I would make them never come back for centuries to come,
Not one of them would make it past me, not one would be my chum!
I would do all this if I was the Night Zookeeper. So, how about it???